Insult to injury or is it???

I have been sick for two days, my body aches and I feel like I will never be better.  Living the stereotypical Irish catholic wreckage of the future.

Being sick and laying down all you have time to do is think and the topic of late revolves around my waning days of my 40's.  I have the big 50 coming up, is that old anymore?  Can I buy into 50 is the new 40 load of horseshit?   Can I still have dreams or is that all gone and now,  do I really need to act my age.  What the hell does that even mean??

Well, I guess it means I should open my mail at least, that seems like a responsible thing to do.


Sweet Jesus on a stick!  AARP??? Really??

People think I am funny, but really it is some cosmic joker who arranges these things in my life so that the jokes write themselves.

Well, NO F'ING WAY.  I ain't doing it, I certainly am not retiring anytime soon, if ever!   So what is the sense?

Then........
Movie discounts........Cheap insurance........ That's right give me my senior discount bitch!  I got a card and everything.  Membership does have its privileges!

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